Vots ap everybody! Im am your tour guide Shurik. I love green pants! Many of you don't remember me, but that's OK, I don't remember you either. Alcoholism is not your friend, believe you me.

I managed to make some good observations on camp life. You see, I'm a big fan of disco. Hence the phrase "Ven Shurik in Camp, Disko Everyday!™". I love to dance the night away even by myself. I am the Disco F--ckin King!

Anyway, ready ? Lets go